Lots of awkwardness happened.
1. I am very terrible at sports. I feel so awkward crouching down with hands in a fist in Volleyball! The team was ready. But suddenly, someone whispered something to the referee. She gasped and yelled COCONUT!?!? No joke. I couldn’t help but laugh until the ball came whooshing at my face.
2. The girls on my team are very… Girly. But badly. They were talking about butts ( i don’t know, don’t ask) so me and my friend were giving weird glances. Finally I asked “Why are you so obsessed about something you poop out of? What, the bigger it is, bigger the poop?” They gasped and started whispering.
3. I eat alot, but I don’t gain weight. I’m often teased for it. Also, I am always the only girl to eat a second lunch. I eat it hungryly, while people are wondering how I eat so much.
4. I walk to a teacher’s classroom (same one with the potato episode.) I want to get a book from the library. Only the teacher is there because the students are at gym.
Teacher- Can I trust you alone? I need to go to the office.
Me- uhhhhh, yeah.
I’m looking for Jedi Academy 2 ( wanted to read it again) but I notice that Turn Down for What comes on her radio. I look to my sides, and start dancing. Awkward dancing. Teacher walks in.
5.I call my mom at the office to tell her about the dancing. She knows my weird antics, so she lets it go. I quietly ask her to bring me some food to eat for a snack, but not quiet enough for the office people to not hear. There goes the skinny jokes.